After I nauseated at the herbal remedies on offer (Valerian and Melatonin are for amateurs) they brought me to the pharmacist. 3 of my assistants stayed around to help watch.
The pharmacist went out the back, grabbed a bottle and returned.
"This will work." She said. It was a bottle of Valium. My heart lept.
"What is this feeling?" I asked myself.
"Must be love," I told myself.
My seasoned eyes checked the label. It was 2mg.
"Do you have 5mg?"
"All sold out. But I'll get you some generic Diazepam, 5mg."
She returned with a tray of 10 Stesolid tablets, whose primary ingredient was clearly listed as Diazepam.
I nodded approval and she up-sold me a box of 100.
I'm starting to warm to Jakarta.
I think Jakarta is starting to warm to me.
When I got back to the hotel I took 2.
As an afterthought, I thought I'd check the drug in Google and see it was OK. Here is the first result:
"Stesolid is a rectal brand of diazepam ..." (See for yourself.)
Oh.
... dear.
