Night Two In Bangkok ...

... and my pants are split. Thankfully it was the leg at the seam. I'm referring to it as a wardrobe malfunction.

... and I got electrocuted with a massive jolt up the arm. I jumped back and made a very odd sound in my throat. I guess I'm supposed to be all Zen now. Like Randle McMurphy.

... and when you book a wake-up call at the Four Seasons they do it personally, with a knock on the door. When you open it they hand you coffee.