Why Didn't She Just Wipe It Off?

"Hi - could I please speak to Ms Huong?"

-- "Who is this? Who are you?"

"It's Anthony. I need to talk to Ms Huong about my visa."

-- "She is not here."

"Oh. Will she be back later this afternoon?"

-- "No. She is not here. A little bit sick on the face today. Try Monday"

Here She Comes

I'm sitting in a cafe at the moment with gentle piano music playing.

The tune seemed quite familiar at first ... but I couldn't put my finger on it ... but the basic similarities and key changes definitely indicate that these are piano variations ... but what's the theme? 

Then I realised.

It's "Here Comes the Bride"!

I'm eating my lunch while listening to 10 easy listening variations on Here Comes the Bride. I'm tempted to suggest an 11th.