Email Of The Day

This, in response to some feedback I sent to the team last night on a document:

Thanks Anthony,

I believe that this issue is being addressed by theteam [sic] today….

Unfortunately I can’t help cause I got diarrhea today that makes me stay in bed.

Many thanks

Andre

I imagined Andre lying in bed, wishing he could get to work but incapacitated by stomach cramps. Trapped in a mountain of stained white sheets.

[sick]

[fully sick]

Email Of The Day

".. The quote is $ 67.8M and the budget is only $10M. Could you confirm how this extra cost will be managed and who will be responsible to pay for this extra cost?"

I mean ... fucked if I know.

But I love the matter-of-fact nature of this. Like we're just missing a contact name from some list.