Jacko Memorial Joke 1
Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect.
He was found in the children’s ward having a stroke.
Jacko Memorial Joke 2
There will be a post-mortem today to determine which was the cause of death:
A) Sunshine
B) Moonlight
C) Good Times
D) Boogie
Jacko Memorial Joke 3
Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out Boyz II Men was a band not a delivery service.
Jacko Memorial Joke 7
When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish. She asked that all the children in the world could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
Jacko Memorial Joke 10
Michael Jackson's legal team announced that he had agreed to be melted down by undertakers to make plastic toys. So, kids can play with him for a change.
