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12 August 2009

Putting Maths in your Porridge

This guy was sentenced yesterday to 8 years in prison for drink driving.

His licence was only suspended for 6 years.

Does this mean he will be able to spend his last 2 years in the clink on the ride-on mower? Which other vehicles could they possibly have for him to drive in prison?

The irony is that by the time he gets out ... after 2 years ... without so much as a parking ticket ... his licence will clean enough to eat off. So will the prison lawns.