This guy was sentenced yesterday to 8 years in prison for drink driving.
His licence was only suspended for 6 years.
Does this mean he will be able to spend his last 2 years in the clink on the ride-on mower? Which other vehicles could they possibly have for him to drive in prison?
The irony is that by the time he gets out ... after 2 years ... without so much as a parking ticket ... his licence will clean enough to eat off. So will the prison lawns.
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he'll be driving his little toy car on smack.
until ralph, his tattooed husband, calls him back inside for some lovin'.
speaking of smack. i should have taken up the taxi's driver's offer to sell me some as he dropped me off at home last night.
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