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15 June 2010

Meeting Room At Work

Even blind people can see that there's something wrong with this room.


It is actually one of the worst meeting rooms in the office. You only use it when the other rooms are taken and you have to make a call in private.

Sometimes visitors need to work in it when there are no available desks.

I imagine that this is what solitary confinement is like in a white collar prison ...

... or how a home office is designed in a one-bedroom apartment in Tokyo ...

... or what what Siberia feels like ... in general.

This cramped, cold phone booth can only fit either one person sitting or 2 standing. It's a cunt of a place to spend an afternoon.

No crass puns please Cheesel.

Edwin

The blog has been rocked by scandal!

It's been revealed that Edwina used to be a man. This explains the big hands.

But it doesn't explain the son.

So I asked.

Turns out she fathered her son before the op.

Oh, and her former name was Edwin. This last little lack of originality is so believable that it kinda substantiates rest of the story.

Although she seems more like a Darren to me, does our Edwina.