This today, from a walk on the Skype side.
A: i need to tell you about something quite disgusting.
R: what?
A: when i left the meeting just now i went back to the fifth floor to my desk and realised i'd forgotten my badge.
A: so i waited for someone to let me in. so guess who came out?
R: michael?
A: edwina.
A: firstly she asked me where i had been the last couple of weeks ... then chuckled as she asked whether i was hiding from her ... hahaha ... where had i been “hiding out” etc. she made the inverted commas, not me. anyway so i just made a joke about being busy and working for competitors.
R: and?
A: then i said to her "could you please let me in? i've forgotten my badge."
A: ... and she replied "alright".
A: ... and then ...
R: yes?
A: ... and then ...
R: what? what?
A: ... drum roll ...
R: oh come on.
A: then she leant over to the door, pressed her right breast against the touch pad, then i heard a click as she reached over and opened the door with her left hand.
A: she keeps her building access card pass in her bra ...
A: ... and uses her breast to open the door.
R: eeewwwwww
A: i gets worse.
R: it couldn’t.
A: it did.
R: go on.
A: as she opened the door, she licked her lips and said "super boob" as i walked past her.
R: you're not serious?
R: she didn't!!
A: did.
A: i didn’t know what to say. so i told her (with eyes downcast) that the word for "tits" in vietnamese is “vu” and ... that it’s the surname of a colleague and ... scampered away bookishly.
