Just like that.
I will damn Wikipedia to hell in a hand basket, whatever that means.
They've pulled the spud.
We only get 15 minutes of fame and has mine been already used up on a now-defunct Wikipedia entry? Susan Boyle used hers on Oprah. My fame has been squandered on a deleted—sorry, removed—Wikipedia page.
What to do? I blame SuBo, actually. Her beady eyes have made the world a meaner place. I will probably deface her Wikipedia entry. Give her a past. ("It is rumoured that Susan Boyle once had a brief lesbian relationship with Linda McCartney.")
This is worse than grief. At least if you lose a relative you get to have a funeral then gradually start forgetting about them. (No offence Cheesel but you can't argue with the logic.)
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