Oh, Woody; I really don't think you're helping.
You married your daughter.
Then again, I doubt that David Lynch fares any better. Wikipedia describes his style thus:
"Beaten or abused women are also a common subject, as are intimations or explicit mention of incest and sexual abuse (most of his films)."
Who next? Charles Manson?
Oops. I just realised what I said. Where's my manners? That may have been in bad taste. Sorry Shazza.
I meant to say Charles In Charge. Go and get Charles in Charge to sign your fucking petition, Roman. I'm not promising that he would be any less scary than your other mates. But I do miss his theme song. It still pops into my head from time to time.
