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27 April 2009

The Socialist Surgeon General

As part of my work permit application I need to have a medical from an approved clinic in Hanoi, of which there are two. In addition, Work Visa Medicals needed to be conducted by a Vietnamese doctor. It’s the law.

I booked in last Thursday. The first part of the medical involved a very friendly nurse laughing at every result: blood pressure; pulse, height, weight, eyesight. She giggled as she wrote down every result, which I found to be quite alarming. After the first couple of giggles I attempted some meek enquiries: “What? What? Is everything OK?” to which she chuckled “Yes. All OK.”

The second part involved a blood test and a privacy waiver. On the waiver, just before my signature, was the following warning: “If you are HIV positive this may create problems for your Vietnam visa, as well as in your general life.”

I was then sent for a chest xray, then a tap-the-hammer-on-the-knee-and-nod-sternly inspection from Doctor Gioung. Then I was released back into the wild.

Later that afternoon when I was back at work I received a giggling call on my mobile: "Hello? Hello? Yes this is Anh. You forgot to give urine. Please drink lots of water and come back."

2 comments:

La Reina de las Lineas Longas said...

"HIV will create problems in your general life"... there's an ad campaign in that for sure.

SinBBQ said...

Yes but it needs to be scary ... so the fact that a visa in Vietnam is compromised becomes an imperative inclusion.