Many people here wear face masks when riding their motorbike or pushbike. In light of the pig flu risk I am going to get one too. I am going to draw a pig snout on mine. I will also accessorise the mask with good posture and a subdued look in my eyes.
Actually, deep down I think that I'm barracking for the pig flu. Lately, when I hear some country has introduced some measure to contain the spread, I’m secretly gunning for the underpig. (Hide in the moisturiser! Get out of the ears!) I have a very naughty Id.
Given that the flu is already at level 5, and there’s only one more stop to the penthouse suite, I’d be sad to see the little guy fall at the last hurdle.
Chinny chin chin up, little piggy … I’m on your side!
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