I'm A Believer Since Going To India

I believe that if you need a 4-step instruction guide on a bathroom hand towel dispenser, you have a design challenge. Blame the towel, not the great unwashed - or in this case, the great washed.

I also believe that people who carry cameras into public toilets need to be treated with suspicion.

I believe that if an elevator breaks down in a small building in Bangalore, you will not be rescued within a few minutes.

I believe that if you are going to fumigate the hotel poolside dining area the guests should be given some notice, particularly in countries with a recent history of terrorism which targets foreigners staying in fancy hotels.

I believe that 19 January 2010 is premature to be awarding "Hotelier of the Century", especially given the previous belief. Must feel good to get it out of the way, though.