08 September 2011

Rag Down

I like everything about this sentence

A 60-year-old car wash manager accused of groping a "chamois girl" and forcing her to perform a sexual act on him has been described by his lawyer as "desperately lonely and in need of love and affection." 

I blame the French. If they didn't want a chamois to be sexy, they would have called it a rag. 

Everyone knows that lonely men tend to steer clear of Rag Girls.